Seal and Heidi. Blah
Katy and Russell. Blah-er
Ashton and Demi. Blah-er-er
The Kardashian and the guy from Twighlight Kris Humphries. Goodnight cruel world.
On the spectrum of fucks that I actually give about anything, celebrity splits rank pretty low. How much I care about the demise of a relationship that isn’t my own directly correlates to how fly they were as a couple.
- I still hope against hope and wish against wish that than Kayne West and Amber ‘finethanamutha ‘Rose would stop all this foolishness so that I can be whole again as a person. Not to mention that being with ‘Ye would take Amber’s sangin career a bit more feasible.
- Nas and Kelis hurt my entire life when they split. I really think that was around the time I decided that I was in desperate need of therapy. My mental break can be directly attributed to the hip hop’s God and his Bossy RnB chick.
- Oh Lance and Eva. Eva and Lance. I was looking forward to being your kid’s godmother. Now, I’ll never know that feeling of being kin to the Pigford-Gross clan.
Zakiyyah
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February 2012 Editorial
Syrup Sandwiches by Zakiyyah Walker is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.
- Amen, my brother.
All I know is that if Victoria and David ever split up, I will sit on my front porch, sipping lemonade, waiting for the rapture to happen. Let us pray the fashion gods never allow this to come to pass.