Shoeicide: The Shadow Spike and Stud Bootie by Jeffrey Campbell

Last modified on 2012-01-26 17:54:04 GMT. 0 comments. Top.

photo: Karma Loop

 

Can someone that knows somebody that knows somebody that knows Jeffery Campbell tell him that I am willing to put out would love to be his big bodied muse for first dibs on new shoes. Except the Litas. Please, stop wearing Litas.
 

Black and Spiked.  Gawd, Yes.

$275 @ Karmaloop

 


Monif C. Spring 2012: Gimme Gimme Gimme

Last modified on 2012-01-25 04:00:21 GMT. 2 comments. Top.

Okay the ad may not look exactly like this, but the point remains that that the ridiclously talented thick snack designer, Monif C. has released the Spring 2012 collection and I want everything.  So, I decided to try on everything.  I look damn good if I do say so myself.

My legs are so much lighter than my face though.  That Beyonce’ skin lightening technique is working wonders below my neck.  Carry on.

(photo credits: Monif C.)